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[aviculture]

“milk is from bre*sts EW” “eggs are basically menstruation” “honey is bee barf yuck!!” do you guys ever stop sounding like 4th graders who think cooties still exist or what

[powerfulwizard]

Milk is from breasts yum

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[rthko]

I know "walkable cities" is considered a buzzword and urbanists are increasingly seen as preachy liberal wonks, but we're literally right. If you spend enough time in an American city outside the literal bubble of your car you will see people carrying groceries along the shoulders of freeways, running for their lives to cross a street, or waiting for an hour to catch a delayed bus. If you read local obituaries about pedestrian and cyclist fatalities, they're not white tech bros in spandex but people in redlined neighborhoods without proper sidewalks. You spend enough time trying to own the urbanist nerds and oops, you start condoning a status quo that is overtly cruel and racist.

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[cpericardium]

at the euthanasia party everyone gets a sip of the forbidden lean

[ultra-kek]

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[crawfishcomic]

Dartboard

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[b33tl3b0y]

homunculus let out into the yard for a few minutes of recreational getting thrown from the roof time

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[batbrainzzz]

Stab it. It's mindless.

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[barbieyuri]

BORN TO FORGET

WORLD IS A BLUR

I Am Memory Issues Man

410,757,864,530 FORGOTTEN PRECIOUS MEMORIES

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[thechristmasof1997and2000]

ant compliation

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what the hell is happening

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[hollowtones]

+ honestlyyyyyyyy... you can eat a couple chips At once, its fine LOL

[hollowtones]

like 2 or 3 LOL

[hollowtones]

how come no one is talking about this!?

[cryptotheism]

Okay so I actually know a lot about this I learned about it in my college programs and studied under a sensitive bad ass white guy with a heart of gold who shared his knowledge about the world. Basically, the reason that nobody blinks an eye at eating a fist of chips at once is because back in the eight teenth century, there was a president of chips, who thought that if you munched/crunched upon too many chips at once (for modern definitions of munching/crunching/having a snack) some shit would like happen to you like ghosts or Catholics or some such force.

So now, there's a giant whole thing about how you're not allowed to eat chips many at time (thank you smart phones) and basically? We lose out on a whole mess of flavor, and even taste.

[cryptotheism]

And by the way if you don't believe me here is some evidence for my claim that I found in the ancient scrolls

This is from a old ass book about a guy who ate multitude chips even though he was a king who could like do what ever he wanted.