take it easy on the statements

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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rthko

I know "walkable cities" is considered a buzzword and urbanists are increasingly seen as preachy liberal wonks, but we're literally right. If you spend enough time in an American city outside the literal bubble of your car you will see people carrying groceries along the shoulders of freeways, running for their lives to cross a street, or waiting for an hour to catch a delayed bus. If you read local obituaries about pedestrian and cyclist fatalities, they're not white tech bros in spandex but people in redlined neighborhoods without proper sidewalks. You spend enough time trying to own the urbanist nerds and oops, you start condoning a status quo that is overtly cruel and racist.

10001gecs
hollowtones

+ honestlyyyyyyyy... you can eat a couple chips At once, its fine LOL

hollowtones

like 2 or 3 LOL

hollowtones

how come no one is talking about this!?

cryptotheism

Okay so I actually know a lot about this I learned about it in my college programs and studied under a sensitive bad ass white guy with a heart of gold who shared his knowledge about the world. Basically, the reason that nobody blinks an eye at eating a fist of chips at once is because back in the eight teenth century, there was a president of chips, who thought that if you munched/crunched upon too many chips at once (for modern definitions of munching/crunching/having a snack) some shit would like happen to you like ghosts or Catholics or some such force.

So now, there's a giant whole thing about how you're not allowed to eat chips many at time (thank you smart phones) and basically? We lose out on a whole mess of flavor, and even taste.

cryptotheism

And by the way if you don't believe me here is some evidence for my claim that I found in the ancient scrolls

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This is from a old ass book about a guy who ate multitude chips even though he was a king who could like do what ever he wanted.