cute things to say when your SO gets home from work
She has suffered so much
“yeah sex is great but have you ever—” no. And you need to start having better sex
if i could go back in time and kill you before you made this post i would
fuck you and your really fucking acephobic (is that the term? idk) comment section asshole
This is such a normal response to this post
you can't just deploy "hauve" into any sentence it has to be "i think i hauve covid" levels of penis delirious
y'all. i found an account on twitter that posts funny fanfiction lines and its a fucking goldmine. here's some of my favourite sonic ones in particular because they're so adjalsirjalmsndns
and of course we can't forget the iconic
Anonymous asked:
how do i break the cycle
mothercain answered:
prepare yourself for the absolutely insufferable lack of satisfaction found in forgiveness
tlirsgender